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You Can’t Be Serious…

I mean, I love Michael Jackson and all, but this is absurd. The following email was sent to all City & County of San Francisco employees this morning. For the record, I gotta say that I had absolutely no interest in watching the MJ memorial today, but apparently plenty of others did…

Colleagues:

I have been advised by DT that due to the large number of City employees watching the Michael Jackson services on their work computers, our internet capacity has reached the saturation point. Please immediately remind all employees that City computers are to be used for City business only. Not only does such activity violate City policies, it interferes with employees’ ability to do the work for which they are compensated, and interferes with our ability to access the network for the conduct of legitimate City business. Prohibitions against improper use of City resources, including computers, are included in both the departmental Statements of Incompatible Activities and the CCSF Employee Handbook. Violations may lead to discipline.

Than you in advance for your cooperation.

Micki Callahan
Human Resources Director
City and County of San Francisco

Filed under: The Grind

On The Eve Of Departure, Still

As I type, I am sitting in my local coffeeshop, sipping apple juice and idly wasting time. Astute readers will note that I should instead be en route to Lima, Peru. Perhaps a few will also wonder why I am sipping juice in a coffeshop. The answer is simple, although unfortunate. Yesterday, quite unexpectedly, I woke up feeling ill, only to realize in due time that I had either contracted some sort of stomach flu or fallen victim to food poisoning. I’ll leave out the gruesome details, only to say that I was losing fluids through various orifices. ‘Nuff said.

Dutifully, I cleansed and clothed myself and headed out to my last day of work before my flight that night. This was odd timing indeed to catch such a bug. Not only was I on the eve of departure for Peru, yesterday was also the monthly birthday lunch at work at which my approaching birthday was to be honored. It quickly became clear during my commmute that I would not be up to the task of eating lunch. Soon enough I also realized that I was barely up to the task of being at work.

I managed to extract myself from my remaining responsibilities around noon and headed home. One of the longest BART rides of all time was rewarded with a glorious nap. Upon rising, though, I had to exert myself and answer the question that had been lingering since I awoke that morning: would I leave for Peru as scheduled that evening? This involved lengthy and laborious calls to numerous travel companies to ascertain my options.

Eventually, I settled on a course of action — since I would be able to obtain a refund for my ticket less a modest fee, I decided to wait it out until 10:00pm and see how I felt. If I felt better, I could still catch my flight; if not, I could still get a refund. Changing my flight was not economically feasible, hence it seemed that either I left that night or not all. And so, I settled in to watch hours of DVDs, having the energy to do little else. Somewhere in the interim — yesterday is still pretty hazy — I managed to find some decent flights to Peru leaving Saturday through www.airlineconsolidators.com.

In the end, I cancelled my original ticket for a refund and purchased a new ticket at a suprisingly good price only two days out. After a day of major uncertainty, I can now say with confidence and pleasure that I will still make it to Peru. Despite said uncertainty, however, I never let myself devolve into panic or despair. Rather, I felt resigned to whatever might happen, Peru or time at home. I had even begun contemplating an impromptu camping trip, one of my original ideas for this vacation. I guess I’m a little suprised at such a reaction, but that is the m.o. that I strive for — balance, equanimity, dettachment — so maybe it makes sense. Regardless, I’ve got a few more days to prepare and a few more NBA first round playoff games to watch before my departure. But depart I will!

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Filed under: At Home, The Grind

Waste never tasted this good

Friends, let me tell you this – few things make a man more happy than landing a good job in a great (but expensive) city, especially after living the itinerant life on savings fumes for many months. As you may have guessed, it’s official – I’m fully employed! Well, 3/4 employed, but we’ll get to that. For the moment, it is enough to know that last week I was made an offer I couldn’t refuse by the Alameda County Waste Management Authority. Yes, folks I’ve hit the big time, but not without some scrambling up the heap.

Although somewhat hard to believe, I have been applying for jobs here in San Francisco for over a year. Shortly after my decision to leave VT, and starting with an office gig with the Kronos Quartet, I’ve been applying to select openings that seem suitable and exciting. Things seemed off to a good start when I orchestrated a real coup of an interview with Kronos while I was still living in Vermont! While that interview went very well – I was visiting SanFran in late Fall of 2003 to make sure I was happy with my decision to move – I didn’t get the job. Over the next few months, that interview and the kindly words of the interviewer kept my head up amidst nary a response from the other resumes I had begun to send out. Soon enough, though, the job search ground to a halt, postponed by the weak response to my intial and, in retrospect, verbosely juvenile cover letters, as well as my decision to take some extra time in transition.

Fast forward six months – after the madness in Central America and a roadtrip for the ages, I am back at the task of the job search. Setup in a converted garage office, armed only with my clunky desktop, keen intellect and hubristic optimism, cover letters start flowing once again. Blantant self-promotion in the most professional of manners sponsors linguistic brevity, loss of creative facial hair and contemplation of sacrificing my ideals. And finally the switchboard starts to light up. What begins as a trickle of responses becomes a veritable deluge (relative to the smallish number of resumes I sent out – stats to follow on that).

My first real windfall in the job market was a contract gig through the leading tech recruiter in San Francisco. It took them 3 weeks to find anything for me, but when they did, it happened fast. A very informal interview late one Wednesday afternoon (following, ironically, a tough, 8:00am first round panel interview for the job I would eventually accept) led to a Thursday morning work call. The work – PHP programming – was good but a little dry and somewhat chaotic. I suppose that was balanced out by the compensation and bragging rights to statements like “Yeah, I was working on U2.com today and…” Yup, it’s all true.

Despite the allure of working at a high-test design firm, my heart was elsewhere and the job interviews proceeded, one by one. By the time I got to my second call from ACWMA, I was convinced the job would be mine and was ready to drop the contract work. The second interview was more relaxed but still a panel and still very professional. I performed brilliantly, if I do say so myself, except for the part when they asked me to deconstruct four different promotional brochures for other departments. I fumbled my way through, though, and felt confident. So confident that I quit the contract job the next day, without even knowing if I had the Alemeda job! Is this the “faith” that everyone is talking about in our morally-charged times? Either that or I was possessed.

That Thursday was witness to an excruciating period of waiting and guessing and doubting. Despite being told that I would know about the job the next day, I did not get the call until Friday morning, at which point I gladly accepted a very gracious offer. At this point, you are probably ready for the details. The position is Program Support Specialist (II) for the Bay-Friendly Landscaping and Gardening programs of the aforementioned ACWMA. These programs were started 10 years ago to educate the residents of Alameda County about backyard sustainability in hopes of reducing the waste stream. Both have been extremely successful and popular, and, in the wake of such demand, I was hired to provide support (!) for the two program leads. The generalist nature of the position suits me well – media promotion, community outreach & volunteer coordination along with administrative tasks (web, print, data, filing, etc.) and possibly some teaching. All in all, the position is an excellent mix of my interests, ideology and skills and, being only 30 hours to start, will allow me to pursue some other opportunities on the side.

And so, with the acquisition of a full-time job, my transition to San Francisco is complete. I cannot be more thankful for what I’ve found here so far. One would think that now I could settle down to quiet, relaxed, ‘normal’ life… that’s what I thought, until the next bid thing came along – www.lunarbid.com. (sigh) No rest for the weary! Don’t worry, you’ll be hearing more about that venture soon enough and things will quiet down for me one of these days. I think.

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Filed under: The Grind

Temp-to-perm

The job search continues. I’ve sent out a number of cover letters for some interesting positions in the non-profit world, as well as resumes to a few temp agencies. Most of the positions are for an office “generalist” type, someone who can handle many disparate tasks efficiently and effectively, with a special emphasis on web technologies. Well, that’s me. I know that someone out there can use my multifarious expertise in some way, I just need to find them.

Suffice to say I have not heard back from one cover letter or resume. Until yesterday, that is. I was tapped for a phone interview for a position with a large financial corporation through a temp agency. A recruiter from Agency A had mentioned a position that seemed like it might be a good fit, Account Manager in the Online Investor Relations department of Corporation C. Turns out recruiter #2 thought so as well – yesterday morning I was suprised with an appointment for a 12:45 phone interview with said recruiter!

After a rushed morning of preparation, I thought the interview itself went well. They were mostly concerned with the amount of client interaction I’ve had throughout my work history in web development. Fortunately I’ve had plenty and stressed that point as best I could. I’ve come to find out through recruiter #1 that recruiter #2 was impressed and feels I am an ideal candidate. Consequently, my resume is being passed along to the appropriate personnel at Corporation C.

This afternoon I will visit the Agency A offices to facilitate the interview process. I’ve become very excited at the prospects of landing work in such short order. At the same time, however, I am striving for equanimity and moving forward with other potential opportunities. When I’ve got more news I’ll share it with the world!

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Filed under: The Grind

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