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Best…URL…EVER.

OK, I know this is so 2004, but election fever is starting to descend so I figured I would share The Best URL EVER:

www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com

Turns out he really was a major douchebag, but we knew that in 2004…right? Here’s a smattering of his voting record (taken from www.vote-smart.org) to remind us why:

03/02/2006 Y USA PATRIOT and Terrorism Prevention Reauthorization
10/11/2002 Y Use of Military Force Against Iraq
12/18/2001 Y No Child Left Behind Act Y
10/25/2001 Y USA Patriot Act of 2001

Hey, I’m no dummy, I voted for Nader. What I really want to know is, when’s Bill the Cat running again?

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Filed under: U.S. of A.

Shades of Cryptonomicon

Is DRM getting you down? Sick and tired of the entertainment industry telling you what you can or can’t download and upload? Do you feel that all information should be free? Well, then, maybe the solution is to buy your own “island”, create your own country and set up a server farm not beholden to the restrictive copyright laws of virutally every nation on the globe.

Yes, this does sound like a rip-off of a core plot line of Cryptonomicon, but the wackos from The Pirate Bay are actually fronting a movement to purchase the  Check out the amazing real estate:

Principality of Sealand

Sound loony? Yep, but it’s also entirely true. Apparently Sealand, otherwise known as HM Fort Roughs and located about 10km off the coast of Suffolk, England in the North Sea, was purchased in 1967 by Paddy Roy Bates with the intention of creating his own sovereign nation. Despite the long-held anarchist/libertarian notion that communities sited in international waters exist outside the purview of other countries, in the case of Sealand, international courts haven’t agreed.

This hasn’t stopped our favorite digital pirates at the ‘Bay, however. Apparently they are pretty keen on recruiting “citizens” to virtually populate their new digital haven:

With the help of all the kopimists on Internets, we want to buy Sealand. Donate money and you will become a citizien. It should be a great place for everybody. With high-speed Internets access, no copyright laws and vip accounts to The Pirate Bay, press officer of ACFI says.

I’m not sure what a kopimist is, but there is a forum where you can partipate in the dicussion about how this new county is going to be run. This might sound kookier than the actual idea of purchasing an old military outpust to form a new country, but is quite fascinating. I’ll leave you with one poster’s idea for the “One Law” that would only be necessary: “The freedoms of others shall not be infringed upon.”

Actually some pretty thought-provoking stuff. Good luck, Pirate Bay!

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Filed under: Technology, The Globe,

R.I.P. ~ R.A.W.

At 4:50am this morning, one of my heroes, Robert Anton Wilson, let go of his monkey body and moved on to the next cosmic giggle. RAW may very well be the person who has had the most influence on my worldview, on the very makeup of my mind and being. To him I am forever in debt for passing along the notions of freedom, positivity and subjectivity.

robert anton wilson

I plan on writing more about RAW very soon, but for now, let me share his last public words that were posted to his blog on 1.6.07:

Various medical authorities swarm in and out of here predicting I have between two days and two months to live. I think they are guessing. I remain cheerful and unimpressed. I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread. I love you all and I deeply implore you to keep the lasagna flying.

Please pardon my levity, I don’t see how to take death seriously. It seems absurd.

For now, I’m going to go medicate myself and watch some sci-fi. He would have wanted it that way. We’ll miss you, RAW. Thanks for all the profound absurdities. All Hail Eris!

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