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Email…from the future!

In my ongoing, albeit intermittent, efforts to broadcast the future, let me present FutureMe.org. Some brainiac out there had the twisted idea of burying digital time capsules in the form of email. From this plain-jane site you can enter a message that will be sent to yourself at a specified time in the future. I suppose you could send an email from the future to someone else, although I can’t quite figure out how that application of this “technology” would be necessary. Unless you wanted to screw with someone and send them an email from buddha@allah.god or something. And how is this different from hiding notes from yourself around the house? Forget about time capsules. I’m just going to start using FutureMe.org as my “message from G*d” software. [click] There, I just sent myself next week’s grocery list. Thanks, G*d, now I can rest easy…

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Filed under: The Future

Andrew Todd Hendrickson

Hear ye, hear ye! The world shall know that, at the hour of 3:00pm Eastern Standard Time, on the day of Friday, the 16th of December in the year 2005 A.D., was born one Andrew Todd Hendrickson:

the new bambino

He weighed 6 pounds, 11 ounces and measured 20 1/2 inches long. All of this makes me a new uncle to a very cute kid. Woo-hoo!!

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Filed under: Et Cetera

Terrestrial radio, a fond adieu…

Seems that the times really are a changin’. We’ve been hearing about it for years. Talk about the end times has come and gone, ebbed and flowed. And now, after the legitmate countdown finally began and wound down, we’ve reached the end. Howard Stern is leaving traditional, terrestrial radio for the space-age realm of satellite. And along with Howard will go memory upon memory of laughs, grins, guffaws, and snickers.

I’ve been listening to the Stern Show for over 15 years. Growing up in the NY/NJ area, my experience is not unique. In fact, my first memories of Howard are from grade school, riding the morning bus to school, a distant and distinctly adult radio backdrop to the start of my days. Since that time, I’ve been a faithful listener, enthralled by the disfunction, the comedic intelligence, the comfortable presence of a radio family I came to know and cherish. And I’ve been angered, repulsed, disenchanted too many times to remember, from moronic, boring strippers to idiotic and, thankfully, fleeting post-9/11 war-mongering. And excepting those times when Howard and I couldn’t reconcile our differences, I’ve been listening and lingering in bed, soaking up Howard’s deep bass to start my days in the most familiar of ways.

So today, with the end of Howard’s 20 year reign on traditional radio, I am saddened and nostalgic, nervous and relieved. I am terribly aware of how much this controversial show has meant to me since my formative years. I am relieved because my mornings will free of endless commercials. Nervous because Howard’s departure conspicuously aligns with my entrance to the full-time workforce for what feels like the first time in my life.

I don’t think I’ll be following Howard & Co. to Sirius radio quite yet. I’m at a point in my life when I’m trying to consciously — and finally — reduce the amount of ambient influence, in large part from popular culture. No roommates, no cable, no TV, even, and now, no Howard Stern. The jokes, jingles, personas, memories will always be with me, though, and for that, through thick and thin, Howard, I thank you. May our divergent paths cross again.

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Filed under: Et Cetera, Technology

PARK(ing) the Urban Environment

Open space is at a premium in cities across the globe. A few recent trends identified by the United Nations point to a dire need for prioritizing open space in the built environment. For the first time in the history of the world, more people live in cities than not. Of that number, over one third live in what the UN chooses to call “slums”. If there were ever a time to re-evaluate our culture’s woefully inadequate urban planning, this is that time. The continuing dire situation in New Orleans — what the New York Times called the “Death of an American City” — stands as a terrible reminder.

For my own part, I can attest to the need for more open space, and green space in particular. The past 14 months in an urban environment — albeit a very affluent one by global standards — have heartily emphasized the need for green spaces for my own mental health, as well as that of the community. We need to embrace the simple fact that people are happier when they are in close proximity to green, public space. It is a necessary respite from an urban architecture that has all but denied the organic matrix from which it sprang.

In addition, nearly four months without a car have confirmed how little consideration is given to the full human experience in urban planning. My pedestrian day is wholly dictated by the route mechanical and geometrical consideration of cars. Where I walk, what I look at, even the air that I breath are all directly impacted by the unfortunate preponderance of cars. If one assumes that the human experience can be fulfilled by clever geometry, then maybe we should congratulate our architects and land-use planners. I choose to believe, however, that the clever geometery of asphalt planes and cubes of concrete and steel — no matter how well-designed — cannot reflect the deepest emotions and inspirations of the soul.

So what do we do with our urban environment? Do we leave it up to greedy developers, greedier politicians and superman designers to determine land-use patterns? Do we forfeit our inherent right to have a say in the planning our our built environment? Hell no! We envision what we want and then go out and make it. I am continually pleased and inspired by the works of all shape and scale transpiring here in the Bay Area. Natural gardening is taking back our lobotomized lawns and deadened driveways. Urban agriculture and permaculture projects are sprouting like spring seedlings, especially in East Bay neighborhoods like south Berkeley and North and West Oakland.

The creative creative chaps at Rebar are combining art, ecology and design to tackle the problem of urban blight from a different direction. They’ve taken on the concept of “parking” and turned it upside down and colored it green with a recent installation called PARK(ing). Take a look:

PARK(ing) day

People, families and communities are recognizing the need to be an active participant in designing and cultivating our built environment. It may take the political and economic establishment decades to catch up to the cultural pioneers doing this important work in their own backyards today. It can be as simple as planting a seed and as and impactful as voting for a presidential candidate. I’ll be making my impact felt in the 10′ x 20′ plot of land next to my cottage and will be sure to share the process. Go green!

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Filed under: San Francisco, The Urban Environment

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